More Toku Shenanigans

[birdinthehand]

Hey hey, everyone! I'm Lampy, and I've just joined your awesome game with this surly jerkface. He's Ankh from Kamen Rider OOO. In canon he's a monster-hand-thing that possesses detectives, eats ice pops, and yells at people. In Equestria he's a monster-hand-thing that has a convenient pegasus body attached, and will still probably eat ice pops and yell at people. He's kind of mean and awful, despite spending 50-something episodes learning to feel feelings and be a better creature. I offer my apologies in advance.

If you'd like to add me on Plurk, I'm there as lampdevil! I'm always up for plotting and scheming and stuff, yes yes. Can't wait to play with you all!

Comments

[swordsage]

Iiiiiii love youuuuuuuu.

[birdinthehand]

Awwwwwh! :3c

[swordsage]

I just about died laughing at Ankh's third-person segment. Because earth pony with strawberry shortcake ice cream? That could be my derp, here, except that pony didn't talk nearly formal enough...

"HALT, THOU CREAM-FACED LOON! HOW DAREST THOU AVAUNT WITH MY ICED CREAM!!!"

yeah that'd be Mae. Less royal we, about as much formality.

(and sadly I'm not as up on my Old English as I should be, but...just a hint.)

[birdinthehand]

I am glad that it got a laugh out of you, and I rather like this idea that he actually do that to someone! There will most certainly be an actual ice cream stealing log some day, oh yes. Then maybe he can make the mistake of stealing from Mae!

[swordsage]

He may regret that...then again, if he can fast-talk her, she might forgive him AND buy him ice cream. She's one of those nice ones...

[birdinthehand]

Fast talk, eh?

...the odds are more likely that he'll double-down on being a lousy thief and not resort to diplomacy in the least, he's so bad at compromise... but aah, it'd be fun to find out which way it'd go!

[italktofish]

This is going to be...OUTRAGEOUS.

[birdinthehand]

I am so excited. I will finally get to experience the OUTRAGEOUSNESS!

[italktofish]

And then I go and give Ankh a cranky snake right off the bat instead. He just seemed like he needed his ankles bitten.

[birdinthehand]

Well. He does need his ankles bitten. Let's be fair, here.

[neighfeni]

'Allo! Welcome to the game! I'm Dassa, and I play a derpy hidden badass farmgirl from Fire Emblem named Nephenee :) Nice to meet ya!

[birdinthehand]

Thank you thank you! Nice to meet you, Dassa! I've been lurking a bit and seen Nephenee about and she is great. I'm looking forward to getting to play with you!

[neighfeni]

aw, thanks! I hope we're able to garner some CR despite one being super nice and the other being a jerk :p

[birdinthehand]

There cam still be CR! It might be negative, but that's still a kind of CR!

[neighfeni]

But how can you be grumpy at this face, Ankh? Seriously, this is the derpest face.

Wait that might be a reason to be grumpy.

It's okay you can have cookies too. You can't be as bad as Zetta, Ankh...she thinks.

[birdinthehand]

He cares not for derpy faces!

He might care for cookies. Cookies are acceptable.

[neighfeni]

huzzah, you get Hearth Warming cookies, then! Be sure to inquire with your nearest Pinkie Pie about welcome cupcakes!

[birdinthehand]

Cupcakes are also acceptable. But... is there ice cream?

[neighfeni]

Yes, this one learned from her best friend Utchy that ice cream is a THING!

[birdinthehand]

Not just a thing... the best thing!

There is totally not an OOC plan to eventually steal Utchy's ice cream, no sir

[neighfeni]

No, chocolate is best thing.

Congrats, stealing her bestie's ice cream just earned you neg CR, Ankh. ROOD.

[birdinthehand]

Pfff. Chocolate ice cream. Beat that.

Excellent! He is doing what he is supposed to do. Irritate everyone!

[neighfeni]

She has discovered this! Not having chocolate back home, she feels like it's heaven in cold cream form! * u*

Oh good she can practice actually standing up to things in non-battle! I mean..

[birdinthehand]

The first food Ankh ever ate was a popsicle. He's a bit biased, I suppose you could say.

Excellent! See, this jerk is totally useful to other people! Mostly as a bad example and as a punching bag...

[neighfeni]

So he could also be known as popsicleinthehand... :p

Nah, no punching unless he actually was a danger to someone...I think. You'd have to get her super miffed...hard goings, that.