Hello again

[needlefingers]

Well, it seems like I just can't stay away. Hello MLJ, this is your friendly neighbourhood Lady returning with her usual flare and razzle dazzle. This time I bring... wait for it... a robot! This guy's name is Chromedome, and he's dealing with usual robot things. Like the intense trauma of losing the person you loved most in the universe. Ah yes. IDW is so good to its characters.

Anyway, add me at plurk at Lady47 so you too can benefit from my charming wit and bitter sarcasm! Can't wait to get started.

Comments

[adandyinspace]

He sounds like a big dumb whiner

[needlefingers]

um excuse you

He IS a big dumb whiner

[adandyinspace]

Oh, good to know I was right. Carry on.

[thepoweroflove]

My new nemesis

[needlefingers]

Bring it nerd

[loveisabattlefield]

Did someone say love

[thepoweroflove]

PLAYS THE MOST ROCKINGEST 80'S MUSIC YOU CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE

(Why don't I have a "rocking out" icon for Marty this is a tragedy)

[needlefingers]

You're just trying to instigate a life and death battle between Blank and me

I WANT FALL FOR IT YOU HEAR

[needlefingers]

PLAYS EVEN ROCKIER 80'S MUSIC

YEAH

what's 80's music

[loveisabattlefield]

What's that? You want to fall for it?

WISH GRANTED

YOUR LOVE PRINCESS WILL ARRIVE IN TWO BUSINESS DAYS

[needlefingers]

THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED

WHERE'S CUSTOMER SERVICE I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER

[thepoweroflove]

...

You're a disappointment to the Power of Love, Chromedome.

[loveisabattlefield]

We're sorry, but returns are no longer available on your order

The estimated wait time for the next available customer service representative is forty five minutes

[needlefingers]

That's not what your momma said aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[needlefingers]

Fine

I'll go give a 1 star review on yelp

see how you like me then

[loveisabattlefield]

Rude

[needlefingers]

It's okay, Cybertronians are jerks in general.

[loveisabattlefield]

Yeah, well

You're stuck with a love princess, buddy. Deal with it.

[thepoweroflove]

Why would his mom have sex with robots?

[needlefingers]

He's not really ready for love just yet

His husband sort of died and he's been spending the past six months obsessively playing the Last Words Message over and over again. You know, like an emotionally healthy person.

[loveisabattlefield]

Ouch.

Perhaps a little love counseling will help.

[needlefingers]

The LAST thing you want to do is try to get robots to talk about their delicate feefees

Especially from IDWverse

they're certified shitbabies

(But no, that'd be interesting for Chromedome to do)

[loveisabattlefield]

(She will do it and she will do it proudly

Hugging a Cadence tends to do good for one's stress and problems and stuff)